lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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Anonymous said:
i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity  

olivegarden:

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sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth





winnie-the-bish:

Girl Meets World is hitting home. Please watch this.



ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor



homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god





pondgifs:

You and the Doctor…are you his queen?



c0ldd-hearted:

cash-bundren:

Ay lil mama let me whisper in ur ear

HAHAHAHAHA





taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.



secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class