Also West Coast by Lana turns me on?? Like wow

  • Yesterday: horny
  • Today: horny
  • Tomorrow: horny
  • Next week: horny
  • Next month: horny
  • Apocalypse: horny


There’s too much “I need him, he completes me” and not enough “I complete me yet I want them along for this journey”

Period + horny = ugh


i feel like crap.


When you notice your hands are dry

and then immediately feel them start to sweat 


"To the fella over there with the hella good hair."

8/19/14 (x)

Aaaand the 383837th person I know just got engaged lol

I feel like such a failure and I don’t have anyone to talk to and I’m so sad



Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.